Thursday, April 19, 2007

Cute Stuff

Kids say the cutest things:

MELANIE (age 5) asked her granny how old she was.  Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more.  Melanie said, "If you don't remember you hafta look in the back of your panties.  Mine say five to six."

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story.  His Dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt."  Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

My favorite:

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget....this particular Sunday sermon,...."Dear Lord," the minister began with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face.  "Without you we are but dust."  He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lol, kids are funny I love the way everything is so clear to them and they just say what they want.
Debbie xxx

Anonymous said...

Price less lol ...love Jan xx

Anonymous said...

LOL, bless them all,  thanks for giving me a giggle,
love Lynne xx

Anonymous said...

I love the innocence of childrens remarks!! Thanks for the smile this morning!(Hugs) Indigo