Wednesday, February 14, 2007

New Grocery Store

A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic
water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes
on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of
fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and
experience the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and
cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of
bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered
corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

 

LOL - my friend Linda sent this to me.  Had to share it.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shopping must be a whole new experience in that store lol.
Love
Debbie

Anonymous said...

Lol! That's funny Kathy! A few years back we actually did have a store like that, as you got to the egg department you got hens clucking, cows mooing atthe dairy department. Thankfully it stopped at that! Jeannette xx  

Anonymous said...

Is that really true?  That store sounds like so much fun!! (lol)

((hugs))
jeanne

Anonymous said...

ROTFLMAO!  Oh, that is good.  Nope, I wouldn't buy TP there either if stores were to start the scents.  Thanks for the smile.

Monica