Oh, my God! I baby sat a 4 year old boy and an 18 month old girl yesterday while my friend, Sylvia's family went to her father's funeral. Those kids were the worst behaved children I have ever been exposed to. Who would think two children could wreak such havoc? Every time the phone would ring, the boy would open the front door to ring the door chimes, then two poodles and the little girl would escape outside. I'd get off the phone and have to chase the girl and the dogs and fight with the girl to get her back in the house, screaming her little head off the whole way in. The neighbors probably thought I was beating her. The last time it happened, I scrapped my arm on the side of the house and scrapped the skin off a 4" x 2" patch just below the elbow. I was bleeding and the kids were crying when their mom came back. LOL
"Oh, god what happened?" Their grandmother asked.
"I was wounded in battle." I answered.
The children's mother just looked at me and I told her, "Your children a quite a handful. I don't think they hear the word 'no' very often, do they?"
She was baffled. I guess no one has the guts to tell her to her face how awful her kids behave. They were all complaining about them after they got back (You notice, they didn't warn me before hand) but no one will say anything to her.
Even their own grandmother, Sylvia's sister, told me how bad they were. "I had them for 2 weeks!" She exclaimed.
"And you still have all your hair!?!" I replied.
I surely would have pulled all of mine out if I had to spend 2 weeks with those little monsters.
I had to put them in dress up clothes so their mom could take them to the reception after the funeral. The little boy wasn't too bad, but the 18 month old girl screamed the whole time I took off thedress she was wearing. When I laid it down to pick up the new dress, of course she took off running. I chased her down and brought her back, kicking and crying. I got the dress on her and then she took off again before I could get the tights on her chubby little legs. Have you ever tried to put tights on a child who was not cooperating? It's like trying to dress a bear cub. LOL Anyway, I finally managed to get her dressed and then it was time to do her hair. Naturally, she is very tendered headed and every comb thru of her beautiful auburn hair brought cries of "Ouchie, ouchie." I did the best I could and bribed her with chocolate covered raisins. Oh, what we do to shut up those heathens.
Anyway, I survived and got paid $50 for my efforts. I think I deserved 4 or 5 times that amount but I won't complain. Last night about 8:45, Sylvia called and jokingly asked if I would baby sit today, I faked an Asian accent and told her she had the wrong number. LOL
And you think you had a rough day.
(p.s. I feel very sorry for these two beautiful children. It's not their fault. It's their parents' fault for not teaching them to behave. It's such a shame because they are getting all the negative vibes from people and they just don't know any better. Both are very bright, extremely good looking, and with a little structure and guidence, I'm sure they would be delightful children. I hope Mom and Dad wake up soon before these two are so out of control that it's too late. I don't want to come off sounding cold hearted and uncaring. I was as kind as I could be. I never raised my voice or did anything to hurt them, I swear! LOL I was just very firm and did not let them get away with anything my own grandchildren would not be allowed to do. )
(pps: My original title was Spawn of Satan.... perhaps a bit harsh. LOL ).
